Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I
have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been
answered: What does a woman want?
- Sigmund Freud.
I am the boss in my house (my wife said so) and I wear the
pants in the family (my wife tells me which ones to wear). And that’s final
(per my wife).
Women don’t want to hear what you
think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
I’d much rather be a woman than a man.
Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued
off of sinking ships.
Howiver, I'm not
denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the
men. ~George Eliot, "The Harvest Supper," Adam Bede
There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many
men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women. ~Alfred Capus
No matter how happily
a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice
man who wishes that she were not. ~H.L. Mencken
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